Thank you notes from Bear Man
(Thank you, Jimmy
Fallon, for the idea)
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Thank you, strange man sleeping in my bed, for
the great story. And for not stealing anything when you left the room.
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Thank you, Charlie from Mike’s Bikes, for the
excellent tour of Munich.
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Thank you, bench that pops up on one end when
someone gets up, for showing me a new color of green under my toenail after
slamming down on my toe.
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Thank you, Hacker Pschorr, for the delicious
nectar!
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Thank you, songs stuck in my head, for still being
there 3 weeks later.
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Thank you, strange person that gave me a pack of
tube socks, for the pillow.
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Thank you, everyone around me, for putting up
with the excited kid that ate all the cookies Christmas morning.
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Thank you, Hill of Shame, for reminding me to
get my ass back to the hotel.
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Thank you, Chicago Mafia, for including me as we
walked thru the airports. Knowing where to go, and where to plug in devices,
was really helpful!
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Thank you, superhot 25 yr old brunette from
Colonge, for thinking that I am worthy. I will never ever forget the phrase
“You want to make par-tee?”
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Thank you, United Airlines, for the safe flight.
And for seating me next to the HUGE old lady that I shared my seat with on the
way over.
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Thank you, Anna and Sophie. Your patience outshines
your beauty, and that is a tough act to follow.
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Thank you, ferris wheel, for being my guiding
beacon as I tried to find my way home from the bar.
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Thank you, the shakes, for going away.
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Thank you, police station that closes at 2am,
for not keeping me out too late.
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Thank you, Hammer, for the invitation. And Herr
Hoff for the organization.
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Thank you, former Rookies of the Year, for
considering me in your voting. I am honored to be considered among such tough
competition!
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Thank you, everyone that offered me money, I can
honestly say that this group does not leave a man behind!
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Thank you, salt, for being the #1 ingredient in
everything I ate.
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And most of all, thank you HACKER HERREN! You
guys know how to do things right. You paved the way for the rest of us, set a
fantastic example, and are truly a great group of guys. This trip was like
going to the Super Bowl but with 50 yard line seats and a concierge. Ken, you
DA MAN.