Hacker Herren Reunion Party Slated for Jan 29, 2015

Our annual party is set for Ruby Hill Winery on Jan 29 from 6:30-10:00.  Lots of good hendl, bier, pretzels, and snacks will be served along with lots of laughs and good times.  If you want to attend, RSVP via the evite that you should have already received or give me an email.  All are welcome. Bring your friends.  This will be the FIRST AND POSSIBLY ONLY opportunity to reserve your spot for Oktoberfest 2015.  It will sell out very quickly as usual.

  Prost!

Welcome to Luke "The Luker" Knott- ROY 2032

In Classic Hacker Herren Style, Doid and his wife welcomed ROY 2032 into this world during the Wiesn.  Billable and his wife Sandy are proud grandparents (their 5th). 

Doid and Billable both paid for 2014. Doid backed out about 6 months ago when he did the math... Billable was hoping the baby was going to be on time (a week prior to Ofest) so he didn't cancel until the day he was supposed to fly to Munich. 

Nonetheless, Billable and Doid celebrated Ofest in the hospital with a couple masses and their lederhosen.  We can congratulate both of them in person during Ofest 2015.  Doid told me to keep his money from 2014 and apply it to 2015.

Prost to the new member of the Hacker Herren, Luke Knott.

Who Says White Men Can't Dance???

This must be enjoyed

Chive On, Taylor Steinbeck is 2014 Rookie of the Year

Taylor Steinbeck brings the ROY 14 award back to the 909!  His father was the original ROY for the Hacker Herren.  Taylor made his old man proud by bring the prestigious hat home with him.  He fell in love at least 3x/day (and broke lots of Frauleins' hearts), enjoyed the great Hacker Pschorr beer, and mingled with all of the guys throughout the weekend.   He was up early each day, at the tent at opening and stayed until the closing.  He lived the Oktoberfest Spirit for all three days. Congrats Taylor Steinbeck, ROY 14.

What Does It Take To Become A Rookie Of The Year (ROY)

The committee has been asked this many times. There is no objective answer.  It was originally created to recognize the person who best embodies the spirit of Oktoberfest .

The committee members each cast one vote for ROY. The committee consists of all former ROYs plus The executive committee of Hoff, Pudge, Bad Monkey, and The Godfather (Vondy used to be on the committee but due to lack of priorities he's on the outs and hoping to get back in)

So, what does it take to become ROY?

Here's a chronology with a sentence or two description of each ROY

ROY 03  Der Stinker  Visited with everyone, drank as much as anyone, made friends with the locals, smiled and laughed for 3 days straight.  We created the award to recognize how awesome of a time he had at Oktoberfest. He also came up with the coveted Green Hat as the trophy.

ROY 04 Vondy's dad  70+ years old, had one or two masses  per day, jovial, friendly, funny stories, had a great time all around

ROY 05  LarBud  Larry is a Brain surgeon and on the flight over resuscitated a person on the airplane. If that wasn't enough, he partied like a rockstar for 3 days 

ROY 06 Uberstud  Ronnie is also a brain surgeon.  Have you seen the video of Ronnie's dance?  Nuf said. If not, look for Ronnies Dance on Youtube. It has over 13000 views

ROY07  Seven What do we say about 7?  He dances, drinks, stomps on the tables, meets all the local people and is non stop high energy from 10:00-22:30

ROY 08 Blackout  Met every single cute girl (and some married ones) in the tent, brought them over to the tables to introduce them to the gang, sings like he's in the shower, and can carry 12 masses at one time.  First member of the Midwest Mafia to take the title east of the Mississippi

ROY 09 Vedo  Little Mikey is the only ROY to ever pass out at the table.  He won one for the thumb.Plus he can outchug virtually everyone except his dad!

ROY10  D Unit  A schoolteacher that called in sick with "pink eye" during the first weeks of school so he could attend.  Traded his plastic Casio watch for a $50k Rolex for the weekend and made friends with everyone in the tent, especially the local talent.  Was going to attend this year but has a baby that is coming any minute

ROY11  Hammer Despite  one NEVER having to get into a taxi or a bus, he wound up on a bus at the end of the night and got a tap on the shoulder from the driver to tell him this is the end of the line.  He speaks no German, but pointed to his shoulder with the hotel on it and managed to find a taxi to take him the 30km back to the hotel

ROY12 Cirrhosis Maximus paraded around Munich with a Roman Emperor's helmet all weekend.  Made friends throughout the tent

ROY13 Drunkenstein  was the first guy who acted like a frat bro and still won the ROY award. He did it with a great spirit, traded shirts with an RAF pilot, and met local people throughout the weekend.

ROY 14  Don't know who, but i expect this person will have a great time meeting the Hacker Herren, the local people, will recruit some local talent to have a few masses with the Hacker Herren, will not be the drunkest dude at the table, will get some food afterward with the gang, will tell funny stories, will help anyone in need, and will embody the Spirit of Oktoberfest

Prost to all the Rookies.  "You think you know, but you have no idea"- ROY10

Herr Hasselhoff accepting ALS Challenge

Hacker ALS Ice bucket challenge

A Mass will cost you just under 10 Euros this year at the Hacker tent

This costs the beer in the large tents

Marquee	Price of beer in 2014	Beer Award 2013
Crossbowmen	10.05	9.85
Augustinian	9.80	9.60
Bräurosl	9.95	9.80
Fischer-Vroni	10.00	9.80
Hacker	9.95	9.80
Hofbräuhaus	9.95	9.75
Beetle Oktoberfest tavern	10.00	9.80
Löwenbräu	10.10	9.85
Marstall	9.95
Ochsenbraterei	9.90	9.70
Paulaner	9.95	9.80
Schottenhammel	10.10	9.85
Protect Marquee	10.05	9.80
Wine Tent (white beer)	15.20	15.00

2013 Hacker Herren Video-created by Dee

You think you know...but you have no idea explained by Bear Man

Thank you notes from Bear Man

(Thank you, Jimmy Fallon, for the idea)

·         Thank you, strange man sleeping in my bed, for the great story. And for not stealing anything when you left the room.

·         Thank you, Charlie from Mike’s Bikes, for the excellent tour of Munich.

·         Thank you, bench that pops up on one end when someone gets up, for showing me a new color of green under my toenail after slamming down on my toe.

·         Thank you, Hacker Pschorr, for the delicious nectar!

·         Thank you, songs stuck in my head, for still being there 3 weeks later.

·         Thank you, strange person that gave me a pack of tube socks, for the pillow.

·         Thank you, everyone around me, for putting up with the excited kid that ate all the cookies Christmas morning.

·         Thank you, Hill of Shame, for reminding me to get my ass back to the hotel.

·         Thank you, Chicago Mafia, for including me as we walked thru the airports. Knowing where to go, and where to plug in devices, was really helpful!

·         Thank you, superhot 25 yr old brunette from Colonge, for thinking that I am worthy. I will never ever forget the phrase “You want to make par-tee?”

·         Thank you, United Airlines, for the safe flight. And for seating me next to the HUGE old lady that I shared my seat with on the way over.

·         Thank you, Anna and Sophie. Your patience outshines your beauty, and that is a tough act to follow.

·         Thank you, ferris wheel, for being my guiding beacon as I tried to find my way home from the bar.

·         Thank you, the shakes, for going away.

·         Thank you, police station that closes at 2am, for not keeping me out too late.

·         Thank you, Hammer, for the invitation. And Herr Hoff for the organization.

·         Thank you, former Rookies of the Year, for considering me in your voting. I am honored to be considered among such tough competition!

·         Thank you, everyone that offered me money, I can honestly say that this group does not leave a man behind!

·         Thank you, salt, for being the #1 ingredient in everything I ate.

·         And most of all, thank you HACKER HERREN! You guys know how to do things right. You paved the way for the rest of us, set a fantastic example, and are truly a great group of guys. This trip was like going to the Super Bowl but with 50 yard line seats and a concierge. Ken, you DA MAN.

Drunkenstein will be wearing the ROY hat for 2013. Congrats Jeff Baxter

Drunkenstein rocked the reverse Mohawk (yes that is a shaved stripe in his hairline on the top picture) proudly on the first day. After that he traded  his prestigious Hacker Herren checkered shirt with an Royal Navy helicopter pilot for the wildest looking shirt in the tent.  He was having a great time drinking beer with as many of his new best friends as possible throughout the weekend.  His brother K-Bax was sure proud of him!  It was even more exciting to see him win since he was the winner of the trip via our Charity Auction!  Thanks for supporting the Black Hats Foundation with your bid and now you can wear the ROY hat all year.  We can't wait to see you sitting on the dock at the lake wearing the hat next summer.  Congrats to Jeff Baxter, ROY 14!

Rabbit is the winner of the inagural HAM Award

For the first time, we not only had our prestigious ROY award, but also a HAM Award.  The HAM is the Hacker Meister which is awarded to the veteran that had the best time and best personified the spirit of Oktoberfest with the Hacker Herren.  Rabbit was the winner and will wear the beautiful Luminox watch that Barons Jewelers donated. Additionally, he will wear the HAM vest that was also awarded to him.  Anybody that wrestled in dog "stuff", smoked a cigarette with the wrong end in his mouth, slept in the hallway of the hotel, was willing to take anyone's punches to the sternum, and many other things that are not G rated helped him earn the title.  Congrats Rabbit!!

The Hacker Meister HAM will be sporting a beautiful Luminox Watch complements of Barons Jewelers

Barons Jewelers (Legacy's jewelry shop) is stepping up for the Hacker Herren this year and they are sponsoring the Inagural.....

HAcker Meister Award aka HAM   (Meister means master in German (as in master craftsman, or as an honorific title such as Meister Eckhart). The word is akin to maestro.

The Hacker Meister has been established by popular request from many of you over the years. The HAM award will go to the person, rookie or veteran, who best embodies the spirit of Oktoberfest and The Hacker Herren during our annual trip to Oktoberfest. We previously haven't recognized the veterans via a Legacy Award. Vedo has never been recognized for his ability to open his gullet and suck down a liter of beer faster than all 10000 people in the Hacker Festzelt. Seven has never been recognized for his table stomping, incessant dancing, peppermint sniffing, and Mass tracking. Legacy has never been recognized for his ability to digest an entire hendl-bones and all. Der Stinker has never been recognized for his prodigious colo-rectal capabilities...any time, any place. All the chugging, singing, story telling, creative props, pizza eating, song singing, dirndl attracting actions will now all be considered and an award with a beautiful prize donated by Barons Jewelers will go to the inagural winner of the Hacker Meister award. You will forever be known as the first HAM.

We are all looking forward to another great year and this year, we will recognize the HAM . Will it be you??? We will all find out Saturday afternoon at the Hacker Herren meeting...

Prost!

Need a Hacker Pschorr??? Just ask Der Stinker... He'll get one for you

Hacker Herren Schwag will be sent out on Friday August 30

The gear is looking great. It may be our best look yet!  Thanks to Dennis Colvin at Denco for setting us up with a great look and some great gear.  All the other Ofesters will be jealous of our schwag in 2013!!!

Hacker Herren 2008-2012

Hacker Herren photos from 2003-2007

An Open Letter from ROY 12 to all Rookies

Welcome to the greatest fraternity ever conceived.  I get goose bumps just thinking about the Friday in the Hacker tent.  The thirsty patrons begin a slow, building noise as they pound on the tables waiting impatiently for the clock to strike the magic hour when the first masses filled with Munich Gold are marched into the tent.  Then it happens.  The security throws open the doors and the servers bust threw carrying a near impossible mountain of glass masses topped with foaming heads and filled with the most brilliant gold color as the sunlight from outside pours into the tent and illuminates the masses.  The crowd erupts with ebullient cheers.  You rush to get your hands on the first one and then……Well, for the rest of this story you will have to wait until we meet in Munich and I buy you your first mass.  I will be the one wearing the green hat.

 

Prost!!

Cirrhosis Maximus

ROY 2012

Lesson for all Rookies... You gotta pace yourselves

It was all fun and games...

Ya Wanna Rub Our Bellies???

Country Roads...or Sweet Caroline?



I swear i thought this was a good idea at the time



Wuzzzzuupppp????



Until someone got hurt...

Wanna See Me Chug Another One???

And those first 7 masses tasted so good!!1

Anyone seen Gretel?

Hacker Herren Training has officially begun...At Lake Tulloch

The smacktalk is starting to pick up.   I hope you are embarking upon your summer training regimen.  I know the guys who attended Bloomerfest all had their first taste of the Hacker Pscorr lager of the season and it was good. The two kegs were annihilated by the Herren.  It was great to see MoJoe, MitchaPalooza, and ROY X or ROL X or D Unit and their wives and families at the lake. They all flew in from Chicagoland.  On top of that we had another 150 of our friends show up and party on our deck at the lake.  Scoop, Kimo, French Silk, Davey Boy, K BAX, Vido, Vedo, Sasek, Colvin, 7, Dee, Der Stinker, Drunkenstein, Dudelsacker, Blitz, Legacy, and a few future rookies all enjoyed the Munich Gold.

The vets are all wondering what 7 will do for his 7th year!   He's very secretive, so i'm sure it is going to be good...